frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads

In the year 2010, I vowe:
- to work out, get in shape, and live a healthier lifestyle
- to learn to cook, so I stop using "I don't know how to cook" as an excuse to eat poorly
- get my jealousy/control issues under...well control
- see a doctor about depression/anxiety/bipolar meds
- be happy, above all else